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Belle & Sebastian - If you find yourself caught in love

If you find yourself caught in love
Say a prayer to the man above
Thank him for everything you know
You should thank him for every breath you blow
If you find yourself caught in love
Say a prayer to the man above
Thank him for every day you pass
You should Thank him for saving your sorry ass
If you’re single, but looking out
You must raise your prayer to a shout
Another partner must be found
Someone to take your life beyond
Another TV “I Love 1999”
Just one more box of cheapo wine
If you find yourself caught in love
say a prayer to the man above
But If you don’t listen to the voices then my friend
You’ll soon run out of choices
What a pity it would be
You talk of freedom don’t you see
The only freedom that you’ll ever really know
Is written in books from long ago
Give up your will to Him that loves you
Things will change, I’m not saying overnight
You’ve gotta start somewhere
Start by kidding on you care
If you find yourself out of love
Shed a tear for the one you love
Tell your boss that you’ve gone away
Down your tools for a holiday
But If you’re going off to war then I wish you well
But don’t be sore
If I cheer the other team
Killing people’s not my scene
I prefer to give the inhabitants a say
Before you blow their town away
I like to watch them play
I like to marvel at the random beauty of a simple village girl
Why should she be the one who’s killed?

I couldn’t choose what part of the lyrics I liked better.

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Can I feel incredibly special now?
:-D
(It would be so much more awesome if Ray updated his tumblr personally)

Can I feel incredibly special now?

:-D

(It would be so much more awesome if Ray updated his tumblr personally)

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Sometimes in the cold night my phone rings but it’s not you.
— Lightspeed Champion (via happycap) (via avalanche)
Reblogged from Avalanche
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THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
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You can correct anyone anytime they’re wrong, just be nice (or at least polite) about it.
— I hate it when people are condescending towards me, I feel like kicking their faces.
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I've had sex with over twice as many people as Carla Bruni.

nickdouglas:

And you don’t see ME snagging any world leaders. (Barack CALL ME)

Nick Douglas you’ve just made me laugh.

Reblogged from Too Much Nick
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It’s true. I’m just shy.
via xkcd.com

It’s true. I’m just shy.

via xkcd.com

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1946 - The daughter of impoverished ranchers, Eva “Evita” Perón teaches girls everywhere that, no matter your upbringing, anyone can grow up to seduce the president.

The Onion hits the nail in the head with this one, Evita was nothing more than a glorified trophy wife used as a propaganda tool.

Our Dumb World via The Onion

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florajasmine:
this little guy is my best friend when traveling.
That’s one good friend!

florajasmine:

this little guy is my best friend when traveling.

That’s one good friend!

Reblogged from notes and snapshots
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